AMEN!

If you don't know God, don't make stupid remarks!

A United States Marine was attending some college
 courses between assignments.  He had completed
 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.  One of the courses
 had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a 
 member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class, when he came
 in he looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if
 you are real, then I want you to knock me off this
 platform.  I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."  The lecture
 room fell silent.  You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed,
  "Here I am God.  I'm still waiting."  It got down to the
 last couple of minutes when a Marine got out of his
 chair, went up to the professor and cold cocked him,
 knocking him off the platform.   The professor was
 out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked, stunned and sat there
 looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,
 looked at the Marine and asked, "What the heck is the
 matter with you?  Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today 
 protecting American soldiers who are protecting
 your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot.  So, He
 sent me."