Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Vine a Little


To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and
those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of
water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at
the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo
of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually...
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification process of boiling, filtering and
fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine
and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of Shit.
There is no need to thank me for this
valuable information: I'm doing it as a public
service.