Vine a Little

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and

those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of

water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have

demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at

the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo

of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually...

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or

rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go

through a purification process of boiling, filtering and

fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine

and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of Shit.

There is no need to thank me for this

valuable information: I'm doing it as a public

service.